Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
and he took her spoon away.
She pulled her bowl near, not out of fear
but because she was not going to share.
The spider said "please", he got down on his knees,
And Muffet said "don't you dare!"
Spider batted his eyes and to Muffet's surprise,
She felt her resolve give way.
She said "Oh dear", come over here,
and she shared her curds and whey.